Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Chuckle For The Day - Thumb Stuck in a Happy Meal

When A Happy Meal Turns On You...


Ever get your thumb stuck in a Happy Meal? I am guessing the answer is no. Most things only happen to me.

So lunch today was spent rushing to find some fast food before I had to be at my very last acupuncture appointment. By the way, when the acupuncturist says "Holy Mother of God" during a treatment, it should put up a red flag. But that is another story.

The line looked small at the McDonald's so I took the U-turn and headed into the holy grail of greasy food.

Being the type of person I am (and by type of person, I mean I eat like a picky 6 year old) I ordered my Chicken Nugget Happy Meal.

I was rushing to get to my appointment and was eating my nuggets praying I didn't drop any bbq sauce on my favorite white shirt. Shew I made it without any stains. (And you thought I was going to say I didn't make it - ha I showed you)

I get to the acupuncture office and it isn't open yet so I finish eating my meal as fast as I can. And don't you know, they didn't include any napkins.

I finish up eating and am trying to shove all the garbage back into the little box with the golden arches when it caves in and takes my thumb with it. MY THUMB WAS STUCK! Now, I am normally not a panicky person but for some reason I really think the box was getting tighter and tighter around my thumb. My life flashed before my eyes and I saw my tombstone.


Well, as you see I survived. I want to be a poster child oops woman for this kind of thing. You should be careful with your Happy Meal box. You never know when it will turn on you.

9 comments:

JoannaGoldman said...

lol

that would be the most random way to die!

La Alicia said...

was your happy meal toy - a teeny tiny pair of scissors?

Phyllis said...

What a great sense of humor you have.

Lollipop Moon said...

my goodness i thought i was the only one who achieved random daily sillinesses. That's something I would totally do. I hope your thumb is ok :)

Beadz n' Thingz said...

Thanks for the chuckle! Glad to know that we even though we are all "business" people, we still have silly things to keep us laughing throughout the day.

Jen said...

OK, you are too cute! I love the tombstone! Thanks for the laugh!

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Free Spirited said...

Any emails from injury attorneys yet?? :)

BackwoodSophisticate said...

OH ma gosh... I am dying laughing!!

Jenn said...

this is the most hilarious thing I have read today. Love it! great blog, glad to have found you through Etsy :)